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Nine Word Obituary

June 26th, 2009 • Snark Twain
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Michael Jackson, who never wanted to grow old, didn’t.

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  1. Comment by Richard on 26 June 2009:

    Santa Barbara County was the site of Jackson’s trial for child abuse and various other dispicable acts. Has the then District Attprnet not been a completely inept nincompoop the outcome would have been very different. Few around these parts have a positive view of MICHAEL JACKSON.

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